Phrases

Things I don't love to hear:

Oh. It's just you. (When I come in the backdoor instead of Daddy)
I'm telling Mommy! (Please don't)
I'm hunnnggrrryyy.... (closely followed by)
I wont eat that.
and my recent favorite:
Be careful when you go in the bathroom....

And some things that I have wished I didn't have to say:

Please don't wash my contact case in the toilet.
Please don't bounce on your brothers head.
Please don't take all the vegetable markers out of the identical varieties of tomatoes.

T-Shirt I bought today: (for $2 at Freddies)

"Lucky Mom"

....'nuf said.....